Full 'o Irish Charm

mood: drunk

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!!

I'm getting drunk. Angel won't get drunk with me. Where's the rest of the Irish? BRAWL NEEDS MORE IRISH. Fun ones.

Tags: drinking, drunk, ireland, irish

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mood: thankful

I'm free from the squirrels now. They seem to have taken the basement over as their HQ. I'm leaving them alone.

Um.... Draco. You know. Thanks... and stuff.

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mood: accomplished

Tags: squeak, squeaken, squeaky

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mood: stressed

Tags: help!, the squirrels are massing

Posted at 07:18 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 4 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: working

Does anyone know how to get squirrels to carry and use weapons without blowing themselves up in the process?

Also, does anyone know what gets squirrel blood out of the carpet?

Tags: squirrels

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mood: devious

Tags: soon

Posted at 08:12 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 10 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: sad

My hamster circus is no more. It was another astounding day of training, though it ended in disaster. 'Mr. McGoobinmire' my hamster-cannonball, flew disastrously off course during his run. He ploughed into Rodolfo, my star attraction, before setting the bit top alight, vanishing into a hamster-shaped hole in the canvas. If anyone finds a hamster wearing a crash helmet and a cape, please return him to me. Sadly, Rodolfo didn't make it, and the other hamsters now refuse to work in the ruined big top. My dreams are once again crushed under the foot of high explosives.

( Rofolfo )

So...does anyone want 47 hamsters?

Tags: bugger, hamster circus, why me?

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mood: enthralled

I spent all day watching this. It's almost.....hypnotic. I wish I had a menagerie of animals that jigged.

( shiny )

I do so do constructive things on my day off!

Tags: ooooh

Posted at 06:01 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 16 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: devious

Oh look, a father and son, buying....mmm, what are they? Oh, that's it, THEY'RE FERRETS!



Oi, Draco! Is that a bald patch I see? And isn't your kid a Gryff?

Tags: draco, ferrets, scorpious

Posted at 07:27 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 13 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: accomplished

My hamster circus is really starting to kick off.



Soon, I'll be ready for opening night. I just have to work out how to get the tiny helmet on the cannonball hamster.

Tags: hamster circus

Posted at 08:48 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 205 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: giggly

On the twelfth day of Christmas, irishhalfblood sent to me...

Twelve pjsofjustices drumming

Eleven yuki_ns piping

Ten truecoexistences a-leaping

Nine proshotamonthlys dancing

Eight the_salazars a-milking

Seven lunar_lunas a-swimming

Six eatchurbrains a-laying

Five oro-o-o-ochimaru_ftws

Four yukis_bad_lucks

Three dean thomas

Two kenmare kestrals

...and a firewhiskey in a comps_are_life.

Get your own Twelve Days:

I wonder what you'd milk out of Sal... AND THREE DEANS!!!

....I don't do those sort of things to/for Hiromi anymore, STOP LIVING IN THE PAST!!

Tags: christmas carols, disturbing

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mood: excited

Okay. So I've been collecting hamsters, big deal. But you'll all want to cash in when

FINNIGANS FANTABULOUS HAMSTER CIRCUS OF WONDER

comes to your town.

Oh yes. We'll see who's laughing THEN.

Tags: best plan ever, hamsters, not a scheme

Posted at 07:06 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 23 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: embarrassed

I had my first offical demolition today.



I think I did it wrong

Tags: boom, oopsie, work

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mood: quixotic

Yo yo yo, , I've been getting down in my new place with the demolition team, and it's freaking awesome. They taught me how to speak street, dawgs. They even gave me some bitching new threads.



Don't know what was so funny about it.

Word.

Tags: fandom, i'm cool like a gangsta

Posted at 06:51 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 10 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: excited

I have an apprenticeship with Caractacus Tienti, a magical demolition firm, that means I get to blow up stuff, AND GET PAID FOR IT.

Wouldn't have done it without Draco soIgotyouatahnkyoupresent



It's a safe disguised like a book. 'Cause you're..you know, paranoid and stuff.

Thanks

Tags: draco, work

Posted at 08:31 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 14 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: aggravated

Look what I saw on Dad's teevee yesterday after a hard day's slaving:



We're not all bloody drunks, you know! And we are perfectly understandable. It's just the rest of the world can't keep up.

One day, Ireland will rule you all, THEN where will you be?

Tags: drunks, ireland, national pride

Posted at 07:30 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 17 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: enraged

What bloody evil DICTATOR makes you get up at seven in the morning and then look after a lot of loud children? Worse, get them ready for school?!

One of them bit me

And when they were at school, it was all 'clean the floor, Seamus', 'wash the dishes, Seamus', 'no, Seamus, you can't go to the bloody ball'.

And then, THEN to top it all off, he made me COOK. COOK Well, I'm sorry about the teeny little panfire, but you gave me a ten year old to help and I forgot if it was flick-flick-swish or swish-swish-flick.

....The egg will eventually scrape off the ceiling.

I HATE YOU.

Tags: fires, i hate him, malfoy, slave

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mood: weird

I HATE VIRUSES. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. EVERY SINGLE BLOODY TIME I GET THEM. I SHOULD JUST LOCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM AND NOT TOUCH ANYTHING.

DFVKJDFSNGNDIJSNGKONMDFKLNGMKJF EW EW EW EW EW EW EW.

DEAN........I'M SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY

Tags: arsed up, dean, draco, sorry, spazzing, why me?

Posted at 06:44 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 21 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: horny

An ode to the most bloody gorgeous man alive, Draco Malfoy silver_snark:

There is a man called Draco
His arse I like to shake-o
He is the hottest man I know.
Something-something sex-o

<3 <3 <3

Tags: draco, poetry

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mood: excited

Okay, I have got to enlarge Pickles so I can do this:



How cool is THAT?!

Tags: pickles

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